To: Everyone who is still sending me the link to the stuffwhitepeoplelike blog.
From: The Machine
Subject: PLEASE STOP
I’ll make this quick to save us both time: Yes, I saw it. I was amused for, like, a day. So was EVERYBODY else on the Internet, like, MONTHS AGO.
If you’re that far behind on what’s going on in the world of the Interweb you might also want to consider Googling “Star Wars Kid” or “Hamster Dance” or “Matlock Reruns” to keep you entertained.